Someone just sent in an anon ask in which they correctly guessed why Alex has no heaven :) can’t post it because it’s super spoilery but good job anon!!
when you ask ur crush who they like and they say someone else’s name and you act like you’re fine
i will step on every crunchy leaf and nobody can stop me
is no one going to talk about the man who ran for president this year who wore a boot on his head and wanted everyone to get free ponies
I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS ANDN I FOUNF AGAIN.
WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK
He tossed glitter all over a guy who was against same sex marriage on live TV once.
I would vote for him
i wanted him so fucking bad i could taste the boot
WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL
When your mom forgets to ask for her change back